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2006-04-28T07:02:00.000-07:00

Why we eat pork.
Once upon a time, a pig named Piggie was born.
Piggie was not an ordinary pig. Piggie had wings!
One day Piggie thought: birds have wings and they can fly, so why can’t I?
So, Piggie flapped his wings as hard as he could.
He flapped and flapped.
Unknowingly, Piggie created a hurricane.
The hurricane sucked up all the pigs and blew them everywhere.
Piggie was also sucked into the hurricane.
He looked down at the faraway ground and cried,
“I’m flying! I’m flying!”
Everywhere, dead pigs were falling out of the sky.
One pig fell on a restaurant. Coincidentally, the chef was out of chicken,
so he decided to cook this strange beast instead. He roasted it and
……everyone tasted it…and…everyone loved it!
From that day on, people ate pigs.
Piggie however, was lucky.
He landed in some trees and only suffered light injuries.
Piggie got married and had a baby, named Oinkoink.
Oinkoink was also a different pig, he too had wings.
One day, Oinkoink flew!
Or so he thought.
He forgot one important detail-
He was a puppet which a human was holding,
teaching innocent kids that pigs can fly (NEVER!).
Piggie never flew, and neither did Oinkoink.
However, they made a deep impression on the pigs…
A DECREASE IN POPULATION!!!!!
That is the reason why we eat pork today.

2006-04-28T06:57:00.000-07:00

The history of PIGS!!!!
News flash-A dead pig was found at the bottom of
MT. Everest. All evidence points towards only
one fact:
the pig was trying to fly.
Let us all bow our heads in heads,
and give a moment of silence for a pig who attempted the impossible.
- End of newsflash.
All around the world, pigs bow their head
-in shame.
All because of ONE ridiculous act,
pigs everywhere will be ridiculed forever. All the pigs are depressed,
it wasn’t even their fault! So, they do what most people do in depression.
THEY EAT.
As a result, something even worse happened.
The pigs lost their
GIRLISH FIGURE!!!! As the whole world laughed at them,
the pigs thought up a solution
-they decided to try out the new MUDBATH!
~And so that is why pigs are what they are today,
all because of a crazy pig…………
….WHO TRIED TO FLY!!!!~
Written by-ME! Copyright.(c)

2006-04-28T03:28:00.000-07:00

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